'Thank you for not having this demented mother arrested for stalking during Mass'
As I found myself creeping across the altar of a church in the middle of Mass on Sunday, the phrase 'the lengths parents go to for their children' rang loudly in my ears.
My seven-year-old daughter was due to say a bidding prayer (prayer of the faithful) at her First Communion preparation Mass. Three local schools were gathered in the church for the big event. We're talking about 120 children plus parents, grandparents and siblings.
Suffice to say the church was jammed. My daughter was in a tizzy about her 'big moment', going up to say a prayer.