My Week: John Halligan
MONDAY: What's that? Some politician has been arrested three times for being the worse for wear at a music festival in Cork over the weekend? What an eejit.
Just when the Dail's broken up too and all the papers are desperate for something to write about. You'll not catch me putting my head on the chopping block like that.
True, there was that time when I was just appointed a junior minister and said we should abolish the smoking ban, but I was young and foolish back then in May, I learned from my mistake. Yer man must be off his rocker.