Sunday 26 February 2017

My week: Boris Johnson*

Eilis O’Hanlon

Leave campaign leader Boris Johnso. Photo: Reuters
Leave campaign leader Boris Johnso. Photo: Reuters

Monday: Um… ah… musses up hair… right-oh... quick glance to camera from under floppy fringe… I'm ready for my close up, Mr DeMille.

So here we go. The final week of the campaign. Only three more days to go to persuade my fellow Great Britons to bugger off from the European Union and let me lead them into a post-Brexit land of milk and honey.

And crumpet. Definitely crumpet. I love crumpet. Just don't tell the wife. Uh, mum's the word, yeah?

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