Kim Bielenberg: Come on One Direction – tea bags and milk? You should be more demanding
When it comes to pop star excess One Direction are something of a disappointment with their request for tea bags, milk and a kettle before their Irish concerts.
Come on boys, you are meant to make ludicrously extravagant demands for your dressing room. Tea bag, milk and kettles just don’t cut it.
I am not suggesting that these fragrant lads should copy the example of Marilyn Manson who, according to legend, requested a “bald hooker with no teeth”, or James Brown who wanted “two women aged under 21 and a lady’s hairdryer”.