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Kim Bielenberg: Come on One Direction – tea bags and milk? You should be more demanding

Published 05/03/2013 | 13:21

Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles of One Direction
Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles of One Direction

When it comes to pop star excess One Direction are something of a disappointment with their request for tea bags, milk and a kettle before their Irish concerts.

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Come on boys, you are meant to make ludicrously extravagant demands for your dressing room. Tea bag, milk and kettles just don’t cut it.

I am not suggesting that these fragrant lads should copy the example of Marilyn Manson who, according to legend, requested a “bald hooker with no teeth”, or James Brown who wanted “two women aged under 21 and a lady’s hairdryer”.

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