John Byrne: 2fm must change, but it doesn't know what it should change into
Question: What is 2fm? "It's a radio station," you chirp, in reply, looking all pleased with yourself and (probably) expecting a prize.
Well, yes, ahem, I realise that. But beyond that simple reality, what is it?
Is it a station that can (with a straight face) make any serious claims to be providing a public service? Is it, instead, a populist dinosaur jiving about in its stone-washed 501s waving frantically at the mortified cool kids, like a dinosaur dad at a disco?