New year means new hook
He's never made a New Year's resolution in his life before, but George Hook is turning over a new leaf
Published 04/01/2016 | 02:30
I have never made a New Year's resolution before. In fact, even as a child, I never stayed off sweets at Lent for longer than the first week.
This may indicate a fatal character flaw, as in, an inability to stick with something; or a huge plus for my attitude that I do not need psychological crutches, such as the first of the year or preparing for Easter.
However, this is a very important time of my life, and I do need to make some plans, since the latest research suggests that I could live to be a hundred! So here goes with the plans for the last quarter of my possible existence on Earth.