Tuesday 25 July 2017

Treatment of poor Callinan is quite simply unbelievable

'After all, the Taoiseach has never hidden his disapproval that no notes, not even on a Post-it, were taken on the night of the bank guarantee. So it would be far-fetched to suggest he’d ever allow similar slackness at any meeting he chaired'
'After all, the Taoiseach has never hidden his disapproval that no notes, not even on a Post-it, were taken on the night of the bank guarantee. So it would be far-fetched to suggest he’d ever allow similar slackness at any meeting he chaired'
Martina Devlin

Martina Devlin

Breaking news. Alarming reports are emerging that former Garda Commissioner Martin Callinan no longer exists formally. Everything with his name on it has been expunged from the official record.

Birth certificate - vanished. School reports - vanished. Marriage certificate - vanished. Tax number - vanished. Garda record - vanished. Letter of resignation - vanished. Passport - vanished. Driver's licence - vanished. Bank records - vanished. Household bills - vanished. Shop loyalty cards - vanished. Library card - vanished.

Someone acting with malicious intent appears to have collected everything which confirmed his existence and evaporated it.

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