Thursday 20 July 2017

Martina Devlin: What a relief, it turns out we've got cash to burn

False alarm, my friends. No need to make any health service cuts, let alone that alarming €130m-worth we keep hearing about. On the contrary, so much money must have cluttered up the state coffers last year, our leaders were at a loss how to dispose of it.

Fortunately, they devised a plan. Rather than fritter it on public services -- which, frankly, are a bit of an indulgence -- they had the cash surplus distributed to some worthy causes. No, not to charities, that's ridiculously obvious.

Instead, certain TDs and senators received a windfall. I know, it's counter-intuitive, but that's the genius of the scheme.

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