Martina Devlin: EU needs to realise that we are not all the same
LET'S start with my favourite women drivers' joke. A man arrives at work looking rattled and his colleague asks what's wrong.
"I've just had a bad experience on the dual carriageway," he says.
"I looked across to the inside lane and saw a woman driver using the rear-view mirror to do her makeup. It gave me such a shock, I dropped my breakfast roll into my coffee and disconnected an important call on my mobile. No two ways about it, women drivers should be banned."