Monday 25 September 2017

Shock appointments and faces like thunder at the launch of Team Jenda

Joan Burton and Pat Rabbitte
Joan Burton and Pat Rabbitte
Lise Hand

Lise Hand

It was around 9.30am, and Leo was heading to the restaurant for a feed. He was wearing his lovely blue suit again. He had been wearing it the two previous days, also. It was clearly his Reshuffle rig-out.

"I'm running out of clean shirts to wear with it," he confided. He intended to tuck into a fry. "The Last Supper," he joked to a deputy.

Aha. Surely that meant that the Transport Minister was being transported to Health, the department of clean living, where such artery-clogging fare as a platter of rashers, sausages and eggs is strictly verboten?

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