Gunslinger John McGuinness could sort out Fianna Fail
Despite the efforts of Micheal Martin, his party needs a Putin not a fusspot
In the strange half-world where Fianna Fail resides these days, Bertie Ahern's one-size-fits-all catchphrase of 'ah, the hardy lads, working hard' has been replaced by the variant.
Increasingly these days, each crisis, be it of the existential variety or the absence of tea bags, attracts the self-same response of "well, in fairness, Micheal is working very hard".
In truth, poor Micheal would want to be "working very hard" for plenty aren't ... but that's a different problem.