Truly, we have so much in common with them...
They don't really do 'reasonable' in Northern Ireland, do they?
No sirree Robert – why be reasonable, or accommodating, or civil to your neighbours when you can instead exist in a moral sewage pipe of your own making? A pipe, let's not forget, where both sides have created a narrative of such pathetic point scoring and half-remembered grudges that if they were children the entire Statelet would have been sent to the naughty chair.
Actually, scratch that – if political movers and shakers of the Six Counties were children, they would have been sold into slavery by their parents a long time ago. And who could blame them?