The might of Marty Morrissey
Despite the fact that this column has been launching a one-man boycott of the Beijing Olympics -- this is due to the country's appalling record of animal abuse. Oh, and their human rights record as well, I suppose -- the games continue to take place.
But while we won't be watching any of them, one thing is unmissable -- Mad Marty Morrissey's deranged blog on the RTE website.
And Marty's high point of his time in Beijing so far?