Pack your bags, Bono... you're off to fun Syria
Published 17/04/2016 | 02:30
D' you know what? I've been quite worried for the last few weeks. Fretful, even.
Where was Bono in all the 1916 Centenary celebrations? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I missed him, so much as I was struck by his absence. After all, this is a man who has never missed the opportunity for an utterly meaningless cliché and, let's face it, 2016 will go down as the year of meaningless cliché.
I had even considered appropriating Waldo doing a 'Where's Bono' piece in the column last week, but caring, considerate type that I am, I was worried that he might actually be sick and didn't want to cause distress.