Okay lads – some free advice
Published 15/02/2013 | 06:00
Let's be honest for a moment, shall we, and come out with a clear, definitive statement – Irish men are simply incapable of doing romance.
It's not that we don't want to (well, there is an element of that, I suppose) it's just that we seem genetically destined to completely bugger up any attempt at a grand gesture.
Usually with farcical consequences.