Ian O'Doherty: What? Who wudda thunk it?
Okay class, I have some startling news for you -- apparently some men actually like looking at attractive women.
Now obviously, regular readers will know that I am a pious, noble, abstemious and rather innocent soul, so I was rather flummoxed to hear the news that some men, evil men obviously, could reduce the value of a woman down merely to her physical appearance.
But thanks to Britain's Advertising Standards Agency, I am now much more worldly wise than I was.