Ian O'Doherty: Um, a slight over reaction, perhaps?
Published 06/09/2011 | 05:00
Let's face it, we've all been on package holidays.
So, you know the drill -- you queue for ages for your flight, then when you get to arrivals you queue some more at the carousel and then the best part of the package arrives -- you look around at the people on the coach bringing all of you to your various hotels and you spend the entire journey thinking: "Please not them, please not them, please not them."
We once had a particularly long coach journey -- it was longer than the flight -- and a couple started to have sex down the back.