Ian O'Doherty: The power of the Hoff
Fame comes at a price. Sure, you get lots of free stuff, you get to meet and sleep with interesting people and you'll never have to queue outside a nightclub ever again.
But these are all trivial, inconsequential benefits when you look at the more profound attributes that come with global celebrity -- such as the ability to heal the sick and revive the dying.
Well, that's according to the increasingly bonkers David Hasselhoff who reckons he has feeling, sorry, healing hands.