Ian O'Doherty: That'll teach them
So, you know the drill.
You're a big-ass pirate and a mean dude and you rule the open seas. Well, the seas around Somalia, anyway.
The solution to the Somalian pirate situation would seem to be relatively simple -- send in the navy, destroy as many boats as you can find and then they'll think twice about coming back out and kidnapping and killing any more people.