Ian O'Doherty: Right -- we'll see you in court
In fairness, given that she has two of the most appalling parents in Hollywood, you could almost forgive Lindsay Lohan (pictured) for some of her behaviour. Almost.
Drink driving, illicit drugs, allegations of theft, reports of ridiculously diva-like behaviour on set have all contributed to the complete collapse of the Mean Girls star's career.
And it's a shame because she undoubtedly showed early promise, but like a lot of young people who get fame early in Hollywood, she went . . . well, she went bonkers.