Ian O'Doherty: Right, that's it -- we're outta here
Published 17/05/2011 | 05:00
So, what did you do on Saturday night?
Did you heroically ignore all the hooopla from Düsseldorf and instead sit down to watch some worthy, improving movie or a documentary about the speed at which glaciers move?
Or did you, like the rest of the country, tune in to the Eurovision just to see what class of madness would be on offer?