Ian O'Doherty: Okay ladies -- form an orderly queue
As we know, women are now more liberated than ever before.
Indeed, according to a bloke I once met in a pub, sex dolls for women are one of the fastest-growing areas of the adult entertainment industry, and if a bloke in a pub tells me something then that's good enough for me. That's how professional I am.
And this carefully honed research was further strengthened yesterday with the news that a Charlie Sheen sex doll has just sold out.