Sunday 28 May 2017

Ian O'Doherty: OK, sign us up now

There are some jobs that just don’t feel like work. These are the jobs that don’t keep you awake at night, tossing and turning as the bile and rage cooks in your stomach. Jobs where you don’t pray for a comet to hit your building and strike down your colleagues like the vermin they are.

But that’s just a random example, obviously and has absolutely, positively, definitely nothing to do with ISpy’s colleagues, all of whom, we can safely say. . . well, let’s move swiftly on from that little topic, shall we?

A resort in the south of France has just advertised a rather enticing summer job — they’re hiring people whose sole role will be to rub suntan lotion onto the backs of bathers.

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