Ian O'Doherty: Oh no! Not another one?
Well, Holy God almighty and all the blessed angels and saints, who saw this one coming?
Frankly, I was initially sceptical that giant-arsed sexbot Kim Kardashian was sufficiently evolved to actually experience an emotion as complex as love, but she insisted on telling us just how in love she actually was.
Of course, she expressed her amorous affections through the medium of her reality show which features her and her family of vulgar, grasping little reptiles poncing around LA like they are of some relevance to humanity.