Ian O'Doherty: Nurse! the sick bucket, quick
As someone who was raised as an Irish Catholic I obviously have an extremely healthy attitude towards sex. It is shameful, sinful, morally depraved (well, when you're doing it right it is) and is, obviously, something that should never, ever be discussed for any reason other than to give a priest his jollies when you're in the confessional.
So, on that basis, you can only imagine my reaction when I read an interview with Sting the other day.
Sting gets a hard time from the press and, in fairness, he brings it on himself. After all, who among us didn't want to fly down to the Amazon and burn a bit of it just to spite him when he was on that ridiculous rainforest crusade?