Ian O'Doherty: Now that's what you call irony
Published 23/02/2012 | 06:00
I've never been to a fancy dress party and I have absolutely zero intention of changing that -- because dressing up just makes you look like a bit of a prat, to be honest.
That's why I always politely turn down any invitation I get to attend such a party.
Nope, no good can come from such things.