Ian O'Doherty: Not without my snowman
We had the bizarre incident of the Luas being halted by a snowman last week. It seems there is no end to snowperson -- well, ISpy is an equal opportunities, gender non-specific kind of column, as you know -- related daftness.
Cops in Kent are freaking out after a woman rang 999 to hysterically report the theft of her snowman from her front garden.
As she told officers: "I stepped into the front garden for a fag and he was gone. I know this isn't the best of streets but I never thought someone would nick a snowman."