Ian O'Doherty: Not so clever after all
Published 15/01/2013 | 06:00
As regular readers will know (and by 'regular readers' I'm assuming that you must be in some secure institution and the only column you're allowed to read is mine), the wife was rather sick over the Christmas period.
As a result of this sickness, (trust me, never let anyone tell you that men make the worst patients) she wasn't able to spend any Christmas time with her family down the country.
So she was only well enough to venture rural last week, which left me to my own devices – a situation which, as every man alive knows, seldom ends well.