Ian O'Doherty: Nay, nay and thrice nay
Y'know the drill -- you go to the maddest suburbs of the internet and there's Jim Corr and his fellow keyboard kommandos, railing against the machine and convincing themselves that the Masons are behind everything and the New World Order wants to put us all into slave camps.
Then there's my personal favourite, the one that states the Illuminati are controlling the media and paying us off so that we'll write what we're told.
I have a particular interest in that one because I would like to publicly declare that I am quite prepared to be bought off by any shadowy organisation that wants to pay me. In fact, I've approached all of them to offer my services and they've all said no, so that theory rather goes out the window.