Ian O'Doherty: Lock her up and toss the key
One of the most common misconceptions held by the dull, lumpen proletariat -- ie, you -- is that we should always be wary around young people and teenagers.
And, as a result of this, most people will feel a degree of trepidation when they encounter a large gang of hoodies.
But the simple fact is that young people are all stupid. Yup, while this column would never stoop to lazy, badly researched generalisations that damn an entire demographic, let's be honest for a minute -- every single young person you have ever met is a thick.