Monday 29 May 2017

Ian O'Doherty: Don't get animated over 'South Park'

Ian O'Doherty

Ian O'Doherty

When was the last time you were so offended by someone you didn't know that you wanted to actually kill them?

No, I'm not talking about that momentary moment of madness that comes over us all whenever you watch that poltroon Ronaldo prancing about the pitch like some mahogany moron -- I'm a United fan and even during the 40-odd goal season, he made my teeth itch with rage.

Rather, I'm referring to a sense of grievance so deep that you are prepared to walk up to someone you have never met, slit their throat and then wedge a dagger in their heart with a note attached to said knife explaining why you did it.

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