Ian O'Doherty: Ah now, that's hardly fair
How good are you in the kitchen?
Most of my male mates are the ones who cook the dinner but that's not a brave breaking of traditional gender roles, rather a reflection of the fact that cooking is now seen as a virtual competitive sport by blokes who all want to be Gordon Ramsay.
I'm perfectly prepared to admit that I am as bad and, rather tragically, I have a ridiculous tendency to go into a massive sulk if every meal I serve up isn't greeted with a standing ovation. I know, I know, it's pathetic but I can't help it.