The government is PPS-ing all over us
Irish Water say they'll treat our personal data as a commercial asset, and that's not on
So, this thick envelope comes through the letterbox. It lands on the floor and lies there, breathing heavily, radiating a sense of threat. Ah, says I to myself, it must be from Phil Hogan.
A billet-doux from the departing giant of Irish politics - off to his €250,000-a-year EU Commissionership (with exhilarating expenses and appropriate pension).
How nice of Phil "Yer Boots" Hogan to leave one last memento of his reign as Enda's Chief Enforcer.