Gene Kerrigan: OK, then, let's settle for Leprechaun Politics
We've ditched reality, begorrah, so it makes sense to leave Trump's new best friend in charge, writes Gene Kerrigan
Enda goes to Washington and Trump says: "You know how Farage is my messenger boy in the UK? I want you to be my messenger boy in the EU - are ya up to that?"
That little breeze you felt around your ankles last Thursday evening came all the way from Washington - from the wagging of Enda's tail.
There are Fine Gael folk who were so looking forward to a new leader. The change alone would guarantee them a little boost in the polls. They could announce a New Era.