Opinion Gene Kerrigan

Tuesday 22 August 2017

Gene Kerrigan: OK, then, let's settle for Leprechaun Politics

We've ditched reality, begorrah, so it makes sense to leave Trump's new best friend in charge, writes Gene Kerrigan

Tom Halliday's illustration
Tom Halliday's illustration
Gene Kerrigan

Gene Kerrigan

Enda goes to Washington and Trump says: "You know how Farage is my messenger boy in the UK? I want you to be my messenger boy in the EU - are ya up to that?"

That little breeze you felt around your ankles last Thursday evening came all the way from Washington - from the wagging of Enda's tail.

There are Fine Gael folk who were so looking forward to a new leader. The change alone would guarantee them a little boost in the polls. They could announce a New Era.

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