Gene Kerrigan: Banking witch hunt? Not on our watch
The Government says it wants answers, but it's doing its very best not to find them
Here's an exclusive: the Soapbox Special Investigation Unit has managed to acquire a copy of the final report of the commission of investigation into the banking collapse. You might quibble that the bank inquiry has yet to begin its work -- oh, don't be so negative. Cutting-edge journalists never allow a technicality to get in the way of a good story.
In short, as is sometimes the case in the more funky branches of journalism, let's just make it up.
No need to wait six months or a year (or two years) while the important parts of the inquiry continue behind closed doors.