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Our dog Pipsi . . . "Don't call her that," says my wife from the next room. "Why not? It's her name," I reply. "You only use her name as a reward. If she's done something good."
My wife has been to the DSPCA's dog whisperer, you see. She is full of doggie wisdom at the moment. She took the dog to see Alex Petrilli, the Barbara Woodhouse of Rathfarnham, because she (the dog, not the wife) was getting aggressive.
While on the lead, she (the dog, not the wife) would snarl and snap at other dogs who were only trying to do something completely harmless and innocent, such as sniff her butt.