Leo Varadkar is actually The Minister for Nothing
Leo must be wondering what all the fuss was about being Minister for Health.
Never mind Angola, it's more like the Maldives for Leo. Or some other popular honeymoon destination. He is basking in the warm glow, sipping on a cocktail of public love and approval. Even hard-nosed hacks have gone weak at the knees for him.
And don't get me wrong. We all love Leo, don't we? But this is getting embarrassing.