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Published 20/11/2016 | 02:30
So they finally broke the internet. For real. It seems many of you have suddenly realised that a lot of what you read on the internet may not be true. This is further confused in the world we live in by the fact that increasingly the things that feel like they are true are actually made up, and the things that feel like they are made up are actually true.
Disillusioned liberals everywhere are now apparently deserting Facebook, where they used to get their news, because they have realised that not only may a lot of the stuff there not be true, it may not be representative of the real world.
The liberals are very hurt to find out that in the real world, some people may disagree with your views, and these people may not have horns, and that these people may, at times, outnumber you, and this may, at times, lead to very bad things happening that you thought could never happen.