Brendan O'Connor: Us? Make stuff up? Never!
The worlds of tourism, archaeology, history, construction and Celtic mysticism have been rocked by the revelation that Newgrange may be a fraud.
It gives a whole new meaning to the most overused Leonard Cohen lyric of our time, "There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in".
And if it doesn't, says you, then just slightly raise the crack a bit.