Friday 9 December 2016

Why the man who knows nothing about women is still barred

Published 24/08/2015 | 02:30

'The man who knows nothing at all about women would have witnessed his own mother wearing her hands away until they were sandpaper to the touch'
'The man who knows nothing at all about women would have witnessed his own mother wearing her hands away until they were sandpaper to the touch'

The man who knows nothing about women knows even less than I thought he did. We have revised his rating to the man who knows nothing at all about women.

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Here's what he said to me in the pub before he was barred by the mother.

"I don't know how to drive one a dem tumble driers and they aten electricity. What's wrong with wind power? They're building wind turbines all over the world and there's herself ignoring God's own drying." Herself being his wife.

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