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There's nothing wrong with naked, but this country is too small and too cold for nudity

Published 26/05/2014 | 02:30

A scene from the comedy ‘EuroTrip’, but Irish weather means that nude beaches are no laughing matter.
A scene from the comedy ‘EuroTrip’, but Irish weather means that nude beaches are no laughing matter.

I had a couple of drinks last night and the duvet is on lengthways on the bed which means I can see my toes. So naturally, and I think this is pretty obvious, I got to thinking as to why there aren't any nude beaches in Ireland.

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The weather has a lot to with it but not in the way you might think. Here's a warning now: if against words like penis and vagina, give up reading and don't be writing letters to my boss telling him I'm a pervert and there's no place in a family newspaper for penises and vaginas.

Read on then my friends but only if you're able for it.

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