There are two sides to every story - and two ends to a tale
Published 20/04/2015 | 02:30
She was doing herself up for ages, she told me, for her comeback. And she was going to buy new hair.
I may be wrong here, but it seems women buy pony tails and have them blended and woven in to their own hair. Hair extensions are the latest craze. I wonder, who sells them the hair? Are there thousands of bare-headed Rapunzels in countries where the IMF and ECB have cut their social welfare.
The extensions could be made from horses' tails. I'm sure the horses wouldn't be too put out, seeing as they can't see their tail, which is located at the rear of the horse. And I have never seen a horse fitted with wing mirrors.