Sunday 26 March 2017

The thorny issues that men must navigate when saying it with flowers

Valentines day flowers
Valentines day flowers
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

The man who doesn't understand women is in a spin over the build up to St Valentine's Day. There are only six more flower shopping days left but I suppose a note of caution has to be introduced. There's no point in buying flowers too early at the cheaper prices. They will be as withered and forlorn as a beaten politician come the big day.

Our man causally told his ex-wife that his mother's gravy was nicer than her red wine jus, which gives you some sort of an idea of just how little he knew.

There was also the day when he brought her a present of a jumper from Dublin and it was XXXL. His ex was only the bare XL when she inhaled.

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