Strap them up with body armour and it's welcome to the gentle sport of 'pansy hurling'
Published 14/06/2014 | 02:30
The purists are all agin pansy hurling. The Cork County Board backed Anthony Nash and his blunderbuss frees. Firstly, though, I must issue the annual apology for never having played hurling.
We in Kerry decided to downsize the county hurling operation after we won our All-Ireland in 1891.
The consensus was that it was far too easy to win the hurling, so we concentrated more on the football.