Strap them up with body armour and it's welcome to the gentle sport of 'pansy hurling'
The purists are all agin pansy hurling. The Cork County Board backed Anthony Nash and his blunderbuss frees. Firstly, though, I must issue the annual apology for never having played hurling.
We in Kerry decided to downsize the county hurling operation after we won our All-Ireland in 1891.
The consensus was that it was far too easy to win the hurling, so we concentrated more on the football.