Our American cousins cared for us - as EU Big Brother stabbed us in the back
The old boy with the twinkly eyes, the long white beard and a word for everyone parked his festooned and very bored donkey on the main road to somewhere scenic.
He was only just a small bit bigger than a big leprechaun - the old lad that is.
It is said there was a large bundle of money found under the mattress when he died. I didn't know the man and he's not from Kerry but it is my guess he slept very close to the roof.