Meet King Billy, the man to bring unity to these islands
The English haven't a clue what to do. Nor do we. Scotland doesn't know either and the Welsh are nonplussed.
So we have what is known as a vacuum in The Isles. And whether we're talking about doing the hoovering or reigning countries, vacuums must be deep-filled, like American apple pies and election potholes.
Note we used the term 'The Isles' and not the 'British Isles' or the 'British and Irish Isles'.