Friday 26 May 2017

How I'll save hurling from 'Fifty Shades'

I'm sure some of you who are reading this are surprised at the hard line I have taken for a supposed liberal. I have changed to the far righteous because I love hurling. (Stock picture)
I'm sure some of you who are reading this are surprised at the hard line I have taken for a supposed liberal. I have changed to the far righteous because I love hurling. (Stock picture)
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

I'm pretty certain sex had to be given up in the old days. I do know weddings were banned during Lent. Definitely dances weren't allowed either by the Church.

As for me, as if anyone cares, I'm giving up Sudoku and broccoli on Wednesday. I'll probably have to check in to the Betty Ford Clinic to wean myself off.

I suppose I had better warn you all. There might be more sex in this piece, although I'm not sure after what Ryan Tubridy went through. Poor Ryan is getting a desperate mauling from the sanctimonious and the censorious. He did warn the viewers there would be steaminess. I watched 'The Late Late Show' and I thought it was harmless enough - a bit of fun.

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