Curtains around the goldfish bowl to repel internet savages
Published 25/07/2015 | 02:30
It was a strange story for sure. A story that woke me up at six this morning and set in train a whole series of thought processes ever since.
The convoy of huge silage cutting machines making their way to a second cut on this fine morning would wake the dead, but I'm sure it was the wet fish that woke me.
I'm not sure if the tale of the wet fish ever really happened and I didn't check either, for fear of finding out the story was untrue. Which would mean I woke up in vain.