Friday 21 July 2017

Case for a Minister for Sex has become quite overwhelming

'There wasn’t a word about the great sex shortage in any of the programmes for government.' Photo: Getty
'There wasn’t a word about the great sex shortage in any of the programmes for government.' Photo: Getty
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

There's a terrible shortage of sex at the moment. Sex-starved men are the new silent majority. These men are suffering. Something must be done.

No one sticks up for men's health. We will refer to international studies and anecdotal research, which conclusively prove sex is good for men. It's good for women too. But today we will focus on men.

It might be down to the weather and all the wet. It's not easy to persuade someone to take off their clothes when the wind blows from the north and the damp gets in the bones.

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