Tuesday 27 June 2017

Billy Keane: What Ireland needs most in 2017 is a dedicated Ministry of Sex

Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan in 'Fifty Shades of Grey', an ideal guide for any prospective Ministry of Sex
Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan in 'Fifty Shades of Grey', an ideal guide for any prospective Ministry of Sex
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

The year is only a day old and already I've broken several New Year's resolutions. The first broken resolution was to refrain from writing about sex in 2017 on account of the fact it drives so many people mad.

But sex doesn't go away. It's always there. I gave in to myself. So here I am writing away about sex and the year barely run in.

Before we get to the sex, I promised the dietician I would try to eat broccoli, which is full of goodness, but I hate broccoli.

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